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2009/05/21 08:10 PM 

You know you are addicted to Gatorpeeps when …

• In an emergency, you peep @10111.
• You were served court papers on Gatorpeeps  because you no longer use FaceBook.
• You are jealous of anyone who has more followers than you.
• You peep your partner to turn out the light. When you’re both in bed.
• Your mother gets a Gatorpeeps account just so she can ask if you’re coming home for Christmas.
• You keep peeping to your favourite celebrity in the misguided hope they reply.
• You get upset if no one selects you for #gatorfriday. So your peep yourself from another account.
• If you sign your credit card receipts or cheques with your Gatorpeeps nickname
• When you peep about the break up before you phone your best friend.
• You put your Gator handle on your business card
• Your husband learns of your pregnancy via a Gator Quote.
• You can no longer have a conversation longer than 140 characters.
• You insist that your Doctor send your sick-note via Gatorpeeps.
• You start a GA (Gators Anonymous) support group.
• You are no longer scared of crocs.
• Your nickname is PeepingTom, and you’re not ashamed.
• You search for Gator nicknames/user names before you sign your newborn’s birth certificate.
• Schizophrenia means you have multiple Gatorpeeps accounts.
• You've sprayed all your dogs Gator Green.

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