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2010/04/10 08:00 PM 

If you have no care for your blog, if you want to commit blog hurrycurry (suicide for those who don’t know). If you want your blog to die a horrible death. Here are a few things you might do to achieve that.

1. Have a repulsive colour scheme
2. Hide you menu and navigation
3. Have 70% of your blog real estate displaying ads
4. Don’t be consistent
5. Never have fresh content
6. Copy someone else's work
7. Post once a month or once every two –three months
8. Litter you blog with typos, mistakes and errors
9. Post boring articles
10. Write about stuff you know nothing about
11. Bad mouth another blogger
12. Don’t have a niche, blog about everything and nothing
13. Set unreal or unachievable goals
14. Worry too much about money
15. Don’t engage with your readers
16. Don’t ever reply to comments
17. Make it difficult for readers to comment
18. Don’t network
19. Don’t read other blogs
20. Be rude to your readers
21. You think that commenting on other blogs is a waste of time
22. Write very long drawn out posts
23. Have no paragraph brakes
24. Don’t add any value
25. Don’t worry about ethical integrity
26. Increase blog clutter
27. Have your blog take loooong to download
28. Write boring meaningless headlines
29. Don’t link out to others
30. Have no personality or emotion in your posts

Can you think of any others?

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